In case you just gotta get that boating itch scratched while you’re at the mall.

(Reblogged from citiessadandcold)

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

(Reblogged from littlbigworld)

I spent $52 on candy.
Do I have a problem?

maybeitsmeganline:

dutchster:

hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.

that was a double pick up line wow

(Reblogged from stephychin)
marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

marypussypoppins:

looks like this cat just witnessed a sick burn

(Source: littleanimalgifs)

(Reblogged from ifoundalaskastuckinapapertown)
soundlyawake:

he has no idea

soundlyawake:

he has no idea

(Source: gloomyteens)

(Reblogged from xcassiekilla)

(Source: ellendegeneres)

(Reblogged from xcassiekilla)

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

(Reblogged from australiansanta)

I know the weather’s clearing up, but…

(Reblogged from grandrnadeath)
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(Reblogged from victorian-porcelain-doll)

"You’ll look prettier if you smile."

Well fuck you asshole, I’m not here to be pretty for you.

How about giving me a reason to smile other than to please you.

tattru:

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

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(Source: bruhnett)

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